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== Aaron ==
== Aaron ==
=== "Cheese is the first move" ===
A conversation between Aaron and Stuart in the drive through of McDonald's in September 2022. At this time the McDonald's Monopoly promotion was active. At the final window of the drive through, a printed sign on the window had written "Held up in snaking line on Wey Bridge. Move back three spaces.
Stuart mentioned that if you were at the last window, to move back three car spaces would put you beside the pay window. Aaron disagreed and said it should be the order points for the drive through, so as he said this would put you beside the order box. Stuart mentioned that you would actually be behind the order box as that was three spaces backwards.
Aaron then mentioned that sitting at the last window would be the first move. Stuart disagreed as there was no other situation where the space you were in would be the first move. Aaron then preceded to say:
<blockquote>"Cheese is the first move". </blockquote>
<blockquote>"Cheese is the first move". </blockquote>
=== "Shit out the fart sack" ===
=== "Autistic taco lady" ===
Refers to the girl of Old El Paso requesting both taco shells.
==="Among... ''Among Us''... You" ===
Figure it out.
==="Squidward dancing for bickies with steaming testicles" ===
Refers to Squidward dancing for bickies whilst his testicles violently vibrate, causing heat to steam the area surrounding his testicles.
==="...might run out of petrol any minute." ===
Aaron talking about a generator and having a lack of fuel in it. The timing of events makes this situation funny.
<blockquote>"I didn't put much fuel in it so it might run out of petrol at any minute."
<nowiki>*generator dies*</nowiki>
"Right now, apparently..."
</blockquote>
== Kelsey ==
=== "Bungus" ===
A misheard lyric of a song.
=== "Should've been with depression" ===
Trying to say "Should've been with the program".
==="Aaron loves Shaggy's farts" ===
A response to Aaron remembering a scene from the live-action Scooby Doo film.
Aaron replied,
<blockquote>"Did you write that down?". </blockquote>
==="It's a sexy man"/"Pizazz" ===
[[File:SexyGayAmongUsCallsYouASlag.jpeg|thumb|Sexy gay Among Us calls you a slag|none|190x190px]]
Laughs hysterically.
=== "Rumple Police" ===
[[File:Rumple police.wav]]
=== "You're not gonna believe... Number nine, you won't believe this." ===
==="Megan, your shoes!" ===
== Megan ==
==="I'm making noodles" ===
== Stuart ==
==="Sing the words"===
=== "Hey girl, what's your Gag Length?" ===
The misheard pronunciation of Kelsey saying "dingaling" as "gag length".
==Aidan==
==="You broke the chips!"===
One night when Aidan and Kye were sitting in front of the fire, Aidan had a bag of chips. Kye pushed Aidan over onto the cip bag and examined:
<blockquote>"You broke the chips!" </blockquote>

Latest revision as of 05:30, 29 June 2024

Aaron

"Cheese is the first move"

A conversation between Aaron and Stuart in the drive through of McDonald's in September 2022. At this time the McDonald's Monopoly promotion was active. At the final window of the drive through, a printed sign on the window had written "Held up in snaking line on Wey Bridge. Move back three spaces.

Stuart mentioned that if you were at the last window, to move back three car spaces would put you beside the pay window. Aaron disagreed and said it should be the order points for the drive through, so as he said this would put you beside the order box. Stuart mentioned that you would actually be behind the order box as that was three spaces backwards.

Aaron then mentioned that sitting at the last window would be the first move. Stuart disagreed as there was no other situation where the space you were in would be the first move. Aaron then preceded to say:

"Cheese is the first move".

"Shit out the fart sack"

"Autistic taco lady"

Refers to the girl of Old El Paso requesting both taco shells.

"Among... Among Us... You"

Figure it out.

"Squidward dancing for bickies with steaming testicles"

Refers to Squidward dancing for bickies whilst his testicles violently vibrate, causing heat to steam the area surrounding his testicles.

"...might run out of petrol any minute."

Aaron talking about a generator and having a lack of fuel in it. The timing of events makes this situation funny.

"I didn't put much fuel in it so it might run out of petrol at any minute."

*generator dies*

"Right now, apparently..."

Kelsey

"Bungus"

A misheard lyric of a song.

"Should've been with depression"

Trying to say "Should've been with the program".

"Aaron loves Shaggy's farts"

A response to Aaron remembering a scene from the live-action Scooby Doo film. Aaron replied,

"Did you write that down?".

"It's a sexy man"/"Pizazz"

Sexy gay Among Us calls you a slag

Laughs hysterically.

"Rumple Police"

"You're not gonna believe... Number nine, you won't believe this."

"Megan, your shoes!"

Megan

"I'm making noodles"

Stuart

"Sing the words"

"Hey girl, what's your Gag Length?"

The misheard pronunciation of Kelsey saying "dingaling" as "gag length".

Aidan

"You broke the chips!"

One night when Aidan and Kye were sitting in front of the fire, Aidan had a bag of chips. Kye pushed Aidan over onto the cip bag and examined:

"You broke the chips!"